~Movie Reviews~

Resident Evil:Extinction (R)

joey121889 — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 05:55:12 +0000

{Please Enjoy The Excusive Clip} After the Apocalypse the undead continue to takeover the globe….and that they do until only a few places left can be considered “Safe”. Alice (Still having past visions) is seeking a new life, riding her motocycle to different places and hearing her scanner for any surivivors. Meanwhile, Carlos Olivera and Claire Redfield are in charge of a small group of surivivors also seeking a solution to this chaos while The Umbrella Corporation has some new tricks on their own.

If you haven’t seen the first two movies (Resident Evil, Resident Evil: Apocalypse) then you not exist. I believe it was a great addition to the series instead of some bogus scenes in ”Extinction”. Great action sequences but not a great outcome, Still a bit dissapointed. I give “Resident Evil:Extinction” a 7/10 -Jose

Across The Universe (PG-13)

joey121889 — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:10:36 +0000

(Excusive 40 Second Clip, Im Trying Not To Give The Plot Away) A romantic musical about a young man from Liverpool that comes to america during the Vietnam war to find his father, After doing so, he winds up in Greenwich Village where he falls in love with an american girl. Together they experience the huge changes in america during the 60′s.

I loved this movie from beginning to end, well told, and well directed. A perfect musical with a perfect story. I give “Across The Universe” a perfect score 10/10 -Jose

Halloween (R)

joey121889 — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:41:25 +0000

Rob Zombie’s remake of the classic horror by John Carpender. Rob takes the legend back to when he’s just 10 years old. Young Micheal Myers is reborn is this new and horrific version.

Although the events of this movie does not compare to the original, it still creates a worthy opponent. Good direction, And well acting……yea, just well. I give “Halloween” a 8/10 -Jose

Death Sentence (R)

joey121889 — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:38:07 +0000

Nick Hume was a perfect man with a perfect job, and perfect family. While him and his older son stop by a gas station, the gas station gets robbed by gangsters while Nick witnesses his son gets murdered. Now Nick is willing to give up his job, and life just to find his son’s killer.

This movie was great, other than some bloody fight scenes, the movie contain great drama sequences showing how his family deals with his son’s murder. I give “Death Sentence” a 8/10 -Jose

War (R)

joey121889 — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:33:47 +0000

After FBI detective Jack Crawford’s partner and his family was brutally murdered, He promises to get revenge on the killer.

Story is pretty simple but does a good job on expanding the plot long enough, although the editing could use some work, it is worth the time. I give “War” a 7/10 -Jose

Illegal Tender (R)

joey121889 — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:30:48 +0000

In the Bronx a very popular drug dealer by the name of Wilson was set up and murdered the day of his son’s birth. Now in college, Wilson Jr. is trying to figure out why men keep going after his family.
Very stupid, very badly directed, and very bad acting to sum up this movie in a nutshell. The best actor in this movie is……well not really a actor at all (Tego). But other than that this is pure fantasy at it’s worst. I give “Illegal Tender” a 2/10 -Jose

Rush Hour 3 (PG-13)

joey121889 — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 02:07:57 +0000

After their return from China, Carter and Lee remain good friends. Carter stays a police officer, and Lee gets a position to be the ambassador Han’s body guard. After he claims to have found Shy Shen, Han gets assassinated, his daughter (Soo Yung) tells the two to promise to get her father’s killer, Kenji which happens to be Lee’s brother.

I don’t find this movie to be as funny as everyone claimed to be. With some small jokes and good fighting scenes, i’ll say it wasn’t better than “Rush Hour 2″ but still a good movie, I give “Rush Hour 3″ a 8/10 – jose

The Bourne Ultimatum (PG-13)

joey121889 — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 01:57:31 +0000

The same people who made Jason Bourne a legendary assassin is now hunting him down. With his loss of memory, he is chased down by a new generation of high-trained killers. Jason’s only objective is to try to go all the way to the beginning to find out who he really is.

If you haven’t seen the first two (The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy) then you shouldn’t be watching the third chapter. For those who did, expect a excellent edition to the the Bourne series. The storyline continues to get better but the camera movements makes the movie hard to watch. I give “The Bourne Ultimatum” a 9/10 -Jose

The Simpsons Movie (PG-13)

joey121889 — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 01:46:31 +0000

After 18 years, the Simpsons finally comes to the big screen with more surprises than the show. After cleaning up Springfield’s lake and making the environment a little better, Homer dumps a big container of pig poop into the lake because he tried to rush to a big donut giveaway. Right after, Homer and his family are wanted for the pollution of their city.

This movie was extremely funny….until the last about half an hour. The movie tends to get emotional and serious with some small jokes and giggles. I give “The Simpsons Movie” a 8/10 – Jose
(He’s Not Spiderpig Anymore, He’s Harry Popper)

I Know Who Killed Me (R)

joey121889 — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 12:36:15 +0000

A sadistic serial killer abducts and tortures a girl by the name of Aubrey Flaming. When she escapes, the traumatized girl who becomes consciousness in the hospital insists that she is not who they think she is and that the real Aubrey Flaming is in great danger.

This movie is actually entertaining…….for about the first half an hour. Other than the gory killing scenes in the movie, Lindsay Lohan’s acting has strongly declined while the movie gets too dry and boring. i give “I Know Who Killed Me” a 5/10 -Jose